I am a guardian of the internet. Comments are my sword, and knowledge is my shield. I sharpen my sword with grammar and humor, and I cut down the trolls who live in the dark corners of the web. They come to wikipedia, the center of knowledge, who makes strong my shield. They come to corrupt and destroy. I raise my sword, and strike them down. Their articles of lies I cleanse. From Deviantart to Youtube, the weak and trolled call out to me for help. All fear my name, Custos Lorem; for I am a guardian of the internet.
-by a friend